Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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