we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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