Plan B is the new Plan A
they need to just BURY HIM!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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