we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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