Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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