what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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