you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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