If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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