i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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