And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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