so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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