By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
