Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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