My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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