I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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