im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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