Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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