is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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