I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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