That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Randomize
