i jhust puked up my retainher.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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