I'm going to jail i love you
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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