Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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