what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
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Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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