So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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