Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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