My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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