She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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