physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Of course I have a pirate flag
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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