Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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