he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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Have fun and good luck.
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