Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I wish there were birth control emojis
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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