did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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