Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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