"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
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Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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