Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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