I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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