and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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