is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I did not marry a roomba.
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