So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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