All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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