One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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