i would punch a child for taco bell
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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