Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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