Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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