Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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