Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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