Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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