Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
