I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
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