would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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