Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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