Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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