is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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