you win again, gameday.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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