i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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