Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
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In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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