found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I wear drunk well.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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